my mother has recently discovered (within the last 2 weeks) a hidden passion for penis jokes.
long, extended thinly veiled penis jokes that go along the lines of "boys have a LITTLE something extrta, and girls are mostly smooth down there" under the guise of giving my younger sister a lesson on the mechanics of pants or gender.
and so i run of trying to rub the pink off my face. afjnkl;afdjskl
"ooooohkay, night mom, abby"
every moment is suddenly a jab at my gay, when did that start?
dammit all.